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Magic Time Machine

4.4

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Since 1973, this restaurant has been a favorite place for celebrations and good times. The costumed servers are determined to make your visit an enjoyable one: the restaurant's motto is "Dine laughing" and the servers take it seriously. The menu features standard American fare, including steaks, rib eyes, grilled seafood and chicken, all served with fresh baked bread as well as soup and salad from the converted 1952 MG roadster salad bar. The Roman Orgy feast is a vast quantity of brisket, smoked chicken, baby back ribs and ... read more

Location details

902 NE Interstate 410 Loop, San Antonio, TX, 78209, United States

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WeekdayScheduleStatus
Mon9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.
Tue9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.
Wed9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.
Thu9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.
Fri9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.
SatClosed
SunClosed
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NJ McVey 
8 years ago

This was my first time here and I have to say it was so much fun! I went with my husband who hadn't been there in years and I had no idea what to expect or what kind of restaurant this really was. I laughed for the whole hour we were there. Our waiter was Mario, who also plays Captain Jack Sparrow. As a fellow actor, I also have to say the staff was amazing and the gentleman playing Mario had great comedy timing and I so appreciated his work. If I lived closer to San Antonio, I think I'd even consider quitting my job to work... read more

Business response:

Wow, what a great compliment, Norma!! We're really happy to hear you and your husband had a great time with us. Next time you're in the neighborhood, we hope you stop by :D 

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Samantha Gonzales 
8 years ago

The idea as a whole is great. We were put in a very private hut. The staff is usually hilarious with mild adult content. We ordered the "Roman Orgy" & it was okay, I wouldnt say it was great. Our host was The White Rabbit from AIW & he seemed as though he was annoyed and referred to us as "dense". Keep in mind, we loved the jokes and silliness, however we were there to have fun and my six year old was going for his first time. Overall, my son had a great time and we enjoyed a family night! My son enjoyed Nacho Libres crazy p... read more

Business response:

Hey there, Samantha! We're happy to hear you enjoyed your family night, but it sounds like we fell a little short overall. We're taking note of your feedback and will make sure we improve in the areas you mentioned. Thanks for taking the time to let us know how we did! 

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Michael Dodge 
8 years ago

We went for my wife's birthday and had a great time. Katniss was awesome and entertained us while providing excellent service. Thanks for some great memories! 

Business response:

Thanks for the rave review, Michael!! 

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Janelle Hernandez 
8 years ago

It was very interesting to take my girls and niece. It was great for a 23 year old a teen and two toddlers lol we all had a great time and an awesome picture taken together there (: definitely worth It! And the food was AMAZING � 

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Randy Jolly 
8 years ago

We go just about every time we are in San Antonio. We usually have Captain Jack Sparrow and he entertains us as well as our two boys, they have a blast and the food is great. We were in there yesterday and they made great accommodations since I am now in a wheelchair and took extra steps to make sure I was comfortable and had plenty of room to eat with my family. For those of you that want to have fun while eating this is the place. 

Business response:

Thanks for the rave review, Randy! We're happy to hear you had another great visit with us :D See you next time!! 

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Alexander Nicolas 
8 years ago

Cool place. Food tastes like Disney World food. � 

Business response:

Hey there, Alexander. We're not quite sure what "Disney World food" means, but by the looks of it, it must not be good. And for that, we sincerely apologize. If you'd like, we'd appreciate the chance to learn more about your experience to hopefully make things better in the future. Please PM us your phone number so we can have our supervisor reach out to you. Thanks! 

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Stanislao Gonzales 
8 years ago

I had a hell of a good time with my girlfriend and her daughter and her kid's boy let me tell you the staff were so funny to be around i would go back with my girlfriend just for the fun and it was my first time at the magic time machine 

Business response:

Your review just made our day, Stanislao! We're happy to hear you all had a blast! Hope you'll visit again soon :D 

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Alayda Ayala 
8 years ago

First time and my family and I had sooooooo much fun!!!! Our waoterHappy was dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow!!! 

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Samantha Lee Powell 
8 years ago

My FIL went here back in the 70's, and while on vacation wanted to see if it was still as fun as he remembered it being. It was still as he remembered, & more! We had the White Rabbit, and boy was he a trip! 6 cajuns & a toddler, & he kept us laughing! We even got the pleasure of meeting katiness (hunger games), & boy was she a hoot! All the characters (waiters), were in character & blast! We will definitely be back! 

Business response:

Thanks for the rave review, Samantha! We're happy to hear our cast made sure you all had such a great time with us. See you again soon! 

Frequently asked questions about Magic Time Machine

How is Magic Time Machine rated?

Magic Time Machine has a 4.4 star rating with 6,221 reviews. 

When is Magic Time Machine open?

Magic Time Machine is closed now. It will open on Monday at 9:00 a.m. 

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