Ace Chemical Products Inc

OmniMonitor 

on Google

a year ago

New and improved Joker products! With the new secret ingredient - Smylex! Now, let's go over to our blind taste test. Uh-oh. He don't look happy. He's been using Brand X! [extends X sound as a hiss] But with new and improved Joker brand...I get a grin, again and again! That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure! I know what you're saying: 'Where can I get these fine new items?' Well, that's the gag. Chances are, you've bought 'em already! So remember, put on a happy fac... read more

Connor Robertson 

on Google

6 years ago

I was their once. I saw a gang try to rob the place, but they were attacked by some really powerful security guard or something. Due to lack of guard rails, their leader (the one with the red helmet) fell into an open vat of green chemicals. When he came out, he had green hair and pale skin. For these reasons, I give Ace Chemicals 2/5 stars. 

Matthew S 

on Google

7 years ago

Great line of chemicals as well as very friendly staff. I have never had an issue after years of doing business. They gladly go above and beyond to get me exactly what I need to run my business.