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Uncle Monkeys
- Asian Fusion
- Illiopolis, IL
About this business
Location details
100 Dye Rd, Illiopolis, IL, 62539, United States
Get directions| Weekday | Schedule | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Tue | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Wed | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Thu | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Fri | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Sat | Closed | |
| Sun | Closed |
⭐️ 0/5 — UNCLE MONKEY’S IS WHERE HOPE GOES TO DIE If Dante wrote The Inferno today, the tenth circle of hell would be a booth at Uncle Monkey’s in Illiopolis. This place isn’t a restaurant, it’s a cry for help disguised as a business. The food? I wouldn’t call it food. It’s more like a collection of warm objects pretending to be edible. Every bite tasted like the cook went on strike halfway through the recipe. Bland, burnt, raw, mushy, somehow all at once. My taste buds filed a complaint. And the bug problem isn’t a bug prob... read more
⭐️ 0/5 — UNCLE MONKEY’S SHOULD BE QUARANTINED, NOT OPEN FOR BUSINESS I don’t say this lightly: Uncle Monkey’s in Illiopolis might be the worst restaurant in the entire Midwest. Maybe the whole country. Possibly the planet. If the Health Department ever stepped foot in here, they’d shut it down before finishing their first inhale. The food? Absolute biohazard. I’ve eaten MREs that had more flavor and fewer warning signs. Everything tasted like it had been cooked by someone actively trying to get fired. Lukewarm, rubbery, ques... read more
0/5 — Uncle Monkey’s Is the Worst Restaurant in Illinois I don’t know what’s going on at Uncle Monkey’s in Illiopolis, but it might be the closest thing to culinary punishment this side of a county jail. The food is so bad I genuinely questioned my life choices walking out the door. Everything tasted like it was cooked last week and reheated under a heat lamp powered by sadness. There were bugs everywhere — crawling on the walls, buzzing by the tables, and I swear one walked across my plate like it owned the place. I’m hone... read more
Food was great, the tenderloin horseshoe was huge, service was the best, can't wait to go back to try more
Frequently asked questions about Uncle Monkeys
How is Uncle Monkeys rated?
Uncle Monkeys has a 4.6 star rating with 234 reviews.
When is Uncle Monkeys open?
Uncle Monkeys is closed now. It will open on Monday at 9:00 a.m.
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