The Stafford London

Fragged By Emziehs 

on Google

2 days ago

Checked into The Stafford and instantly got ratio’d by the carpet. Lobby floor was coated in flamingo spunk frappuccino, like a Fortnite emote gone feral. I slipped, did the gritty midair, and landed in 4K. Front desk? A person with the aura of a Discord mod — handshake soggy, eyes saying “skibidi,” mouth saying “yes, your soul is mine now.” Bro looked like an NPC side quest giver who drops negative XP. Room vibes: walls covered in orca whales cannonballing with their bosoms geysering LaCroix like it’s halftime at the Super ... read more

Isabel Sánchez 

on Google

2 weeks ago

Amazing hotel. Very nice rooms and service. Provides all you need in a fantastic neighborhood. Good professional quality hairdryer, no need to pack one. 

Joni Chan 

on Google

2 weeks ago

I travel a lot and there’s nothing like The Stafford. The service is world class, the food is top notch, and the accommodations are gorgeous but unpretentious. It was close to everything so we were able to walk to all the attractions in Central London. The hotel was tucked away on a quiet street so we were able to get a good night’s sleep after a busy day of sightseeing. I recommend the breakfast and Sunday Roast and be sure to have a drink at the American Bar. The wait staff is so friendly and made each meal magical. 

Daniel Foose 

on Google

2 weeks ago

I travel a lot for business and have stayed at some very nice places, but I must say the Stafford experience was far and away the most elegant yet homey and welcoming hotel experience I’ve ever had! From the beautifully appointed suites to the unique history, The Stafford was incredible. The dining there with their new chef, Michael Caines, was truly some of the most amazing meals of my life. Breakfast was so fresh and the service made us feel nothing short of royalty. The highlight of my stay at the Stafford was definitely ... read more