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Alpinist & the Goat
- Restaurants
- Telluride, CO
About this business
Location details
204 W Colorado Ave, Telluride, CO, 81435, United States
Get directions| Weekday | Schedule | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Tue | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Wed | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Thu | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Fri | 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. | |
| Sat | Closed | |
| Sun | Closed |
The most bizarrely bad restaurant experience I've had in my life. Somehow it was the first day for everyone there (seems to be a re-occurring theme in other reviews) and nobody was trained. We were told to get our own drinks from the bar. Food came either incredibly slowly or not at all. There is no way this place would survive anywhere but a tourist town with a fresh supply of new customers who don't know any better. Avoid at all costs.
We have come here for the last three years and this meal was the absolute worse. The place smelled like body odor. We waited one hour for drinks. My kids ordered Shirley Temples and we had to send them back multiple times because they weren’t made correctly. The food was mediocre and some of the filet tasted like Salmon. We were never even asked how we wanted our meat cooked. The quality has gone down and service was terrible. The prices are so high but after all this is Telluride. The building where restaurant sits is falli... read more
When we got there we had to find our table ourselves. When we ordered our drinks we had to go to the bar and get them. My daughter even had to go to the bar to get water! They were not coming to the table to check on us except for when we ordered food. My daughter asked for hot chocolate and the waiter said that they didn’t have that even though it was on the menu. I also asked for Prosecco and they also said they didn’t have that but there was a bottle of it in the bar. Apparently they started kicking people out of the rest... read more
Someone really needs to open a fondue competitor to this place. Ate there with our family and it was beyond disappointing at every level - read the reviews below and we had the same experience. Laughably tragic for what could be a great concept, feels like they just gave up and are going to try and collect as many $500 dinner bills with minimal cost before they mail it in.
Frequently asked questions about Alpinist & the Goat
How is Alpinist & the Goat rated?
Alpinist & the Goat has a 3.3 star rating with 138 reviews.
When is Alpinist & the Goat open?
Alpinist & the Goat is closed now. It will open at 9:00 a.m.
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