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Allure Health Studio
- Wellness
- Mississauga, ON
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Location details
392 Gibraltar Dr unit #3, Mississauga, ON, L5T 2P6, Canada
Get directions| Weekday | Schedule | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. | |
| Tue | 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. | |
| Wed | 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. | |
| Thu | 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. | |
| Fri | 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. | |
| Sat | 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. | |
| Sun | 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. |
Hey this Joey again and I’m proud to say we met some pretty sisters one is South American and one is Chinese but there identical twin sister some how? They were super thin when we met and they love idea of us fattening them up. Date 1- mandarin buffet house Date 2- copacabana Brazilian steakhouse Date 3- Wendy’s Date 4- shell gas station $1 hot dogs Date 5- ikea $1 hot dogs Date 6- Arby’s cause it’s healthy foods
Hey this is Joey, I’m Anthony’s identical twin brother and we’re looking for a wife these days, we’re looking for identical twin sisters, we don’t care about the race, Color or creed. We like all sorts of different foods and we’re easy to get along with, our hobbies include eating, eating and more eating, we hope you like to over eat like we do. We want to get heavier and bigger because we like the look of it, our waistline is 50 inches and growing but we want our twin girlfriends to skinny like a twig so we can cook for th... read more
Einstein discovered the theory of relativity in Allure health studio back in the day. He used to go to Allure 2-3 times during the day when he wasn’t in the lavatory. Now you know why he looked the way he did!
Nostradamus owned the first massage parlour 2000 years ago, he was a visionary and who ever visited his massage parlour he would predict their future. He would often say ‘by the look on your face I can tell your coming back again” and they would always come back to his massage parlour. The bad thing about those days was no women worked there, there was only a barn full of sheep but nobody complained.
I recently had a family reunion and there were relatives I never met before there, well turns out one of my relatives turns out to be my favorite attendant from Allure. It was so embarrassing and awkward for us during that night to say the least but one of my luckiest days because she can’t charge me again for her services because that would be disrespectful to charge your own relative. True story!
After realizing I needed a little “me time” I decided to visit Allure 7 days a week instead of my usual 5 days a week. I’m not selfish I just need more “me time” never mind my 7 kids, 3 dogs and 2 cats and 3 ex wife’s! If I don’t set aside “me time’ no one will and I suggest you all do the same pronto!
The owner of Allure is going to hang me by the nuts if I write another review on Sophie but oh well. Sophie cast a spell on me and she won’t go away from inside me lol, I’m trying to forget her but she persists, it’s crazy. I told her we must have known each in another lifetime cause I believe in that shit. I keep wanting ti write nice things about her because she is worthy of much praise, I hope she finds these words I write about her , I mean every word.
I met a former NHL player a couple of times and he was very famous, but the first time I met him he insulted me right off the bat, since I read his book I knew he was an Aquarius like myself and I sometimes I say things that come out wrong and I don’t mean it, it’s just an Aquarius thing so I’m writing this because I apologize for saying something I didn’t mean at all and it’s probably a nervous thing as well.
When I met Sophie I should have told her I’d been there before, she mentioned on our 5th session that I usually see every girl 3-4 times each, meaning someone was talking to her about me. Women are sensitive and I should have understood that and mentioned from the first session that I’ve been there before. I regret not telling her from the start because honestly I would not see another girl after Sophie, she was the one I’ve been waiting for. Now things are messed and I’ll never be going back there again because she doesn’t ... read more
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How is Allure Health Studio rated?
Allure Health Studio has a 4.4 star rating with 172 reviews.
When is Allure Health Studio open?
Allure Health Studio is open now. It will close tomorrow at 1:00 a.m.
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