Twat Waffle

Anonymous 

on Google

a year ago

While initially drawn in by the daring name, my visit was like stepping into a sultry dreamland where every desire was catered to with finesse. From the provocative décor to the tantalizing scent wafting through the air, it was clear this was no ordinary retirement abode. The staff, with their suggestive whispers and flirtatious glances, made sure to leave me feeling more than just welcomed – they left me feeling wanted. And the dining experience? Let's just say the dishes were more than just mouthwatering; they were downrig... read more

Anonymous 

on Google

a year ago

On my first visit to this new establishment, the staff made an immediate impression that will last a lifetime. On an 88° Alabama day they offered for me to jump in the pool with the residents to cool off. It was hot, but the pool action looked even hotter. I regretfully declined due to me being there to pull a line up so they would be able to get their RV out by Friday to take the residents camping that weekend. Sounded like the residents were going to have an unforgettable camping trip in what looked more like a party bus t... read more

Dr. Tobias Fünke 

on Google

a year ago

My wife and I have been on a bird watching roadtrip across the Southern United States these last few weeks. We were really disappointed that we hadn’t spotted White-Rumped Sandpipers but as we made our way through The Yellowhammer State we saw plenty of American Robins and Downy Woodpeckers! We happened upon this charming retirement home out of nowhere. It was almost mythical. There was an older man hand painting a sign that said “Birding Open to the Public” The staff welcomed us with open arms even though my wife and I aren... read more

Anonymous 

on Google

a year ago

My wife and I have been on a bird watching roadtrip across the Southern United States these last few weeks. We were really disappointed that we hadn’t spotted White-Rumped Sandpipers but as we made our way through The Yellowhammer State we saw plenty of American Robins and Downy Woodpeckers! We happened upon this charming retirement home out of nowhere. It was almost mythical. There was an older man hand painting a sign that said “Birding Open to the Public” The staff welcomed us with open arms even though my wife and I aren... read more

Sean Svoboda 

on Google

a year ago

While initially drawn in by the daring name, my visit was like stepping into a sultry dreamland where every desire was catered to with finesse. From the provocative décor to the tantalizing scent wafting through the air, it was clear this was no ordinary retirement abode. The staff, with their suggestive whispers and flirtatious glances, made sure to leave me feeling more than just welcomed – they left me feeling wanted. And the dining experience? Let's just say the dishes were more than just mouthwatering; they were downrig... read more