WorthlessEmployees on Citysearch
10 years ago
11/20/2011, 08:34 AM
Greedy owners screw hardworking employees before christmas! – just in time for christmas the owners/operators of community connections have screwed all of their employees just in time for christmas by doubling the cost of our terrible and already overpriced health insurance. this increase take place just in time for christmas and will pretty much ensure that none of us have anything left to buy gifts whith this year since we will have to choose between christmas and healthcare coverage. i guess the owner needed a new house or needs to replace their fleet of bmw, lexus, cadalac, and other fancy cars. yes, the GRINCH is real, so all of us who work so hard to support your lavish life style at our personal expense dedicate this to you:
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
Stink, stank, stunk!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!