Van S. on Citysearch
7 years ago
06/17/2013, 13:00 PM
Went there on Friday 6/16/13 to do some shopping with my fiancé who is an Italian Air Force officer. some freak of a mall security guy kept following us around. It was weird. The guy was about 6'3" or 6'4 with short light brown hair, blue eyes & in pretty good shape but he was bow-legged as all get out, which was accentuated with his pleated light blue shorts and blue polo style shirt that had some multi color detail on the front of the shoulders. The dude had a sun burn and walked around with a tooth pick sticking out of the left side of his mouth. No car keys or cell phone and he had a really presumptuous almost pushy behavior about him, kinda like he owned the mall and us, as his chattel to treat and follow us as he liked.
What was weird about the guy was the fact he was fixated on my fiancé . I continually would catch this freak of a cop standing about six inches, if not closer from the back of my fiancé just staring at him as if he was trying to touch my fiance' . At one point we were in the Oakley store and were preparing to buy some sunglasses and replacement lens for my fiancé, the sales girl was assisting us and the bow-legged toothpick mall cop freak showed up just standing directly behind us. I was speaking Italian and then I happened to glance over my shoulder and see this weirdo acting as if he was trying to touch us. I said to my fiancé to move over a bit because there was someone who wanted to look at the sunglasses, so we both stepped aside and let the bow legged tooth pick sucking cop get in front of us and then I just stood there watching him for a few seconds, which he then said, "oh you guys are fine" and then just walked away. At that point he left the store, at least I thought he had left... We go to the cash register to pay and then we walk out of the store turning left and walking in the direction of Dillard's. we were just minding our own business and speaking in Italian when I felt this weird presence AGAIN and just happened to turn around and see the bow legged secret agent about 3" behind us, it was like he came out of no where! I said to my fiancé , "wait come over here for a minute" . I never took my eye off this freaky mall/cop/secret agent /bow legged/ tooth pick sucking freak. Who at that point seems to be completely out of sorts that I had busted him following us again. We literally stopped in our tacks and forced the guy to walk around us. We both just stood there saying how freaky is that and why is this numb-skull tailing us and FOR WHAT? Old bow legs shuffled off and went into another store, some women's clothing store. We went about our business and eventually left.
. The bad part about it is, THIS IS THE SAME INEPT GUY WHO FOLLOWED US THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO THIS DUMP OF A MALL IN AUGUST OF 2012! He was sucking on a tooth pick then and he STILL is sucking on the tooth pick now. Why he has profiled my fiancé and I, I will never understand. Seems like a waste of time to me because I saw tons of questionable looking people that needed observation besides us. First of all we don't steal and my fiancé is in the military and has been for 10 years with commendations so why would he jeopardize his military standing and his pension? I don't know maybe the secret agent mall cop has a thing for my boyfriend? At any rate we have no desire to go back to a Mall that police profiles military personnel who happen to be Italian and speak italian as his native tongue and taking a vacation and who is trying to spend some money in Austin. The entire experience was GROSS. Get your own man bow legged tooth pick sucking secret agent mall cop LOSER! Stop focusing on your nads and start policing the parking lot for car jackings and robberies and leave us law abiding citizens alone! Just because 2 people speak Italian doesn't mean they are "gang members" or part of a drug cartel you big ignorant dufus!